Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune
Parts of Fortune

Parts of Fortune

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Chris Repucci, metaphysical designer, influence tuner, and spatial conditioner has marked the moment of our birth, consulted his sources, located the coordinates, and shifted our course along the most electric path.  This shirt is a charm, a talisman, and an offering. Wear it and spread the good fortune.

Hand dyed in madder root, 100% USA cotton long sleeve shirt, screen printed with dye in three colors by India Armstrong of Carousels Press.

Measurements:

S: Length 27 1/2", Chest 19", Sleeve 24 1/4"

M:  Length 28 1/2", Chest 21", Sleeve 24 5/8"

L: Length 29 1/2", Chest 23", Sleeve 24 7/8"

XL: Length 30 5/8", Chest 25", Sleeve 25 1/8"

XXL: Length 31 5/8", Chest 27", Sleeve 25 3/8"

 

Here we have a shirt displaying the inception chart for NAMU, i.e. the moment the business was begun, set in an old style square astrological chart design as you might see in the renaissance or early modern period but styled for this special occasion amidst clouds of rose and essence of quince which were expressed with celestial intent.  

We might stop there, but for the keen observer we might notice extra planetary placements marked, adjusted from their original positions to more auspicious angles.  This is done under a method of metaphysical adjustment via a sigilized magical "Part Of Fortune" obtained in mediumship and affixed to degrees within Orion's belt and in paran with Polaris and the axial circumpolar during ritual procedure and timing, including the formula to call upon favor by Hermes and his syncretized persona Thoth from ancient source texts which runs up sleeves and across the chest.  

This garment is thus an in to an altered reality where cleverness and craft lead to slightly more (or maybe much more) luck and fortune, exchanged to the wearer from the plain randomness which carries only the typical mundane stakes automatically inherited.  You have successfully disarmed the TILT alarm on the pinball machine.  And in this vein of holistically subverting surveillance for the win, may our world be medicinally enhanced by this gesture of mercurial craft born of venusian values, go forth and get you some.
-Chris Repucci